Not Your Maid

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Monday morning, ain't even nine
Found your breakfast all over the microwave, ain't that fine
You left it splattered, walked away with pride
Like some teenager I gotta clean up after, deep inside I'm fried
[Chorus]
Well I ain't your mama, and I ain't your maid
I'm just trying to make it through another workday
You're old enough to know how to clean your own plate
So why am I the one who's always staying late?
I ain't your mama, no I ain't your maid
These passive-aggressive notes ain't getting played
Y'all grown folks need to learn to pull your weight
'Cause I ain't your mama, and I ain't your maid
[Verse 2]
Boss man's yellin' 'bout working hard
While the bathroom's looking like a crime scene in the boulevard
I'm wearing thin, my patience running low
Got a masters degree but here I am, cleaning up your show
[Bridge]
You want us working hard? Well here's the scoop
First teach these folks to aim when they...
[Spoken] Well, you know what I mean
And maybe then we can talk about productivity
'Cause right now I'm spending half my day with cleaning spray
[Verse 3]
Been six months of leaving notes so sweet
"Please clean up after yourself" - I'm tired of repeat
Tomorrow morning, gonna make my stand
Pin a picture of your mama on the door, maybe then you'll understand
[Chorus]
Well I ain't your mama, and I ain't your maid
I'm just trying to make it through another workday
You're old enough to know how to clean your own plate
So why am I the one who's always staying late?
I ain't your mama, no I ain't your maid
These passive-aggressive notes ain't getting played
Y'all grown folks need to learn to pull your weight
'Cause I ain't your mama, and I ain't your maid
[Spoken Outro]
And that's the last time I'm cleaning that microwave, honey!