Revenge in the Bathroom

Lyrics

[Verse]
My sis she found a spellbook on the dusty shelf
Said she'd teach me a lesson and then laughed like an elf
I made her mad one too many times
She turned me into something gross ain't no more rhymes

[Verse 2]
She waved her wand with a wicked grin
Then poof I'm not her bro I'm a diaper pin
She danced around said now you're stuck
Get ready for the bathroom life's outta luck

[Chorus]
I'm a diaper now oh how absurd
My sister's magic turned me into her turd's home word for word
Revenge is sweet she wears me proud
Oh little sis you've made it loud

[Bridge]
She struts around the house like she's a queen
I'm strapped to her bottom in the latrine
It's gross it's weird but she doesn't care
She tells me I'm her favorite underwear

[Verse 3]
Mornings are the worst I'm filled with dread
She says don't worry bro it’s all in your head
But living life as her trusty loo
Makes me miss the days when she looked up to

[Chorus]
I'm a diaper now oh how absurd
My sister's magic turned me into her turd's home word for word
Revenge is sweet she wears me proud
Oh little sis you've made it loud