The Lament Of Elliot Perkins

Lyrics

Doh!! Doh!!
Dee-dee-dee-dohhhh -
Dee-doh!! Doh!!
Doh boe woe boe doh go yo moe low Joe -
Fffllllllehhhhh!!!!!!!!...
Doh!! Doh!!
Nnnnyyyyyowehwehwwwwwweehhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stratosphere Andrew, please show me your claaawws!
Granular Gregoryyyyy
Is stuffed like a pinhead!
January shows us how to use our paws!
I swear that I am not inbred!
Salutations, Toilet Jones!
My mother is going to buy three phones.
These kangaroo's ghosts won't leave the chest press alone!
Gobb-uh-gobb, ribbehhh, thooh plones!!...

Sassy Bob Matthews
Is touching your laugh views.
Giiiinguh-gronnnnga-daaaayyyyy!
Let's go buy cashews,
And mix them with ash bruises.
Biiiimmmbuh-brrrooommmbuh-buuuwwaaaaayy!
Sweet Sally's dirty,
She woke at one-thirty.
Sheeeeeshaw-meeeeeemaw-dreh!
Sweet Sally's flirty
With birds who are nerdy.
Veeeevaw-kreeeeeekraw-zeh!

[POWER DRILL SOLO]

The temperature is best described
By clapping for a penis who's just been bribed.
Soft fire cream - it erupts from a dream,
And the ghosts of grape bones will make you scream.
Pooping in the parachute, sipping paper ice.
Satanic Sadie needs to make a sacrifice.
Drama Club pony cups, liquid magazines.
Zit-faced toddlers dancing for the River Queens.
Bobby has a hobby - it is searching for glad apes.
Shaving bearded pickles until they resemble shapes.

Trrraaaa-laaaaaa!
La-la-la-laaaaaa!!
Nnnyyyyaaaaaaaaoaoaoaoaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!

I thought the sun shook
When I read a fun book!
Dabbuh-wabbuh-yabbuh-ribby-nibby-wibby,
Shehhh!!!
The starfish's grandma
Has jarred, squishy sand straw!
Jemmeh-wemmeh-bemmeh-fiffy-triffy-liffy,
Krreeehhhhh!!!!!...

Some munchkins are grunting
Because their mom's hunting.
Big Bobcat Barry
Cries into a cherry.
A locket of gun hair
Hangs over the fun chair.
Copper Foot Jared
Makes room for the Bear Kid.
Starving for Hell Bread
Since I learned to smell red.
Stand on a needle,
Then marry a beetle.
Wonky salami
Made from origami.
Dainty screwdrivers
Scare all the blue divers.

The Janitor Of Worm School is heeeeeeere!!!!!!!!...

Daaarrrrrr!!!! Gaaaaarrrrr!!!!
Fih-vuh-vee, blaaaarrrr!!!!
Grimmony Jenkins
Can't drive very faaaarrrr!!!!
Shruhhhh!!!! Vruuuhhhhhh!!!!
Dal-nal-jal, geeeeuuuhhhhhhh!!!!
Elliot Perkins
Has a vaginaaaaa!!!!

Stale virtuous spider biiiiibbs!!!!!!!!!!
Challinny-gwiiiiibbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!