Windows XP

Lyrics

[Verse]
Woke up this mornin', sat at my old desk
The smell of coffee and somethin' grotesque
Booted up my old machine, waitin' for that sound
Windows XP, as my tummy gurgles loud

[Verse 2]
My stomach churned, I needed to dash
But still waitin' for that XP splash
Grabbed my roll, rushed down the hall
Oh that sweet relief, thank heaven's call

[Chorus]
Windows XP, takin' its time
While I sit and ponder, this life of mine
A toot and a whistle, it's a funny joke
Livin' life simple, with a little bit of smoke

[Verse 3]
Logged in slow, with a grin on my face
Old trusty system, it's a comfortable place
Files takin' years, but ain't no rush
Sittin' here content, with a bit of a flush

[Verse 4]
Life's little moments, ain't always grand
But simple joys, I understand
XP loads up slow, but I'm okay
Spend my days laughin', in this ol' cliché

[Chorus]
Windows XP, takin' its time
While I sit and ponder, this life of mine
A toot and a whistle, it's a funny joke
Livin' life simple, with a little bit of smoke