Dancing Potato

Lyrics

[Intro]
La la la, couch all day
Till the music makes me sway!
[Sound: Boing!]
[Verse 1]
I'm just sitting here all day
Remote control, that's my way
Chips and dip right by my side
But something's making me decide
To shake these lazy feet tonight
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a dancing potato (Oh yeah!)
Can't stop this dancing potato (Woo!)
You think I'm lazy, but baby
Watch this potato go crazy!
(La la la la la, dance dance dance)
(Pa-ta-ta-to, let's go, let's go!)
[Verse 2 - Portuguese]
Sou batata preguiçosa
Mas quando toca essa prosa
Me transformo numa festa
Dançando até que não resta
Energia pra gastar!
[Pre-chorus]
They say potatoes belong on the couch
But when I hear that beat, ouch!
[Sound: Pop!]
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a dancing potato (Oh yeah!)
Can't stop this dancing potato (Woo!)
You think I'm lazy, but baby
Watch this potato go crazy!
(La la la la la, dance dance dance)
(Pa-ta-ta-to, let's go, let's go!)
[Bridge]
Sometimes I try to be serious
But who am I kidding?
[Sound: Squeak!]
[Solo]
[Synth potato dance breakdown]
(Everybody bounce!)
[Final Chorus]
I'm the dancing potato (The best!)
Your favorite dancing potato (No rest!)
From couch to dance floor, baby
This potato's gone crazy!
(La la la la la, dance all night)
(Pa-ta-ta-to, feels so right!)