Battle of the Jams

Lyrics

[Verse]
Two trolls online in a pixelated war
Typing insults oh they've done this before
"This jam's trash" and "yours tastes like glue"
It's a sticky fight that's gone askew

[Chorus]
Whose jam is better who's got the spread
The fruitiest battle inside this thread
From the berry bursts to the marmalade glow
The Daily Mail headlines "Watch it blow!"

[Verse 2]
Blackberry pride versus strawberry sass
"Your taste buds are broken" oh the shade they cast
Keyboard warriors with jars in hand
Fighting over flavors like they own the land

[Chorus]
Whose jam is better who's got the spread
The fruitiest battle inside this thread
From the berry bursts to the marmalade glow
The Daily Mail headlines "Watch it blow!"

[Bridge]
Peach preserve punches raspberry roars
They're shouting in caps breaking internet floors
One wielding a gif the other a meme
Oh this jam debate turned into a dream

[Chorus]
Whose jam is better who's got the spread
The fruitiest battle inside this thread
From the berry bursts to the marmalade glow
The Daily Mail headlines "Watch it blow!"