Dirty Little Job

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Verse 1) Well, I woke up this mornin', feelin' kinda low Had a little itch, and I thought I'd let it go But it kept on a-wigglin', a-pesterin' me Down in the back, where I can't quite see So I did a little dance, and I shifted my weight Figured it was time to investigate (Chorus) Oh, it's a dirty little job, but somebody's gotta do it A solitary mission, and there's nothin' to it Just a quick little check, a secret little scoop Then you flick it away, and you're back in the loop Yeah, pickin' your butt, it's a private affair Just make sure that you wash your hands when you're done there! (Verse 2) Now, I'm not talkin' 'bout a wedgie, or a seam that's too tight I'm talkin' 'bout a situation that just ain't right A little piece of lint, or a stray piece of grass That found its way in through a crack in the... glass So you find a quiet corner, and you check the coast And you perform a little operation that you'd never boast (Chorus) 'Cause it's a dirty little job, but somebody's gotta do it A solitary mission, and there's nothin' to it Just a quick little check, a secret little scoop Then you flick it away, and you're back in the loop Yeah, pickin' your butt, it's a private affair Just make sure that you wash your hands when you're done there! (Bridge) Some folks use a tissue, some folks use a sock Some just ignore it and let it build up like a rock But the bravest of the brave, with a mission so clear Will take a deep breath and just get in there It's a thankless task, a lonely chore But you feel so much better than you did before! (Guitar Solo) (Chorus) Yeah, it's a dirty little job, but somebody's gotta do it A solitary mission, and there's nothin' to it Just a quick little check, a secret little scoop Then you flick it away, and you're back in the loop Yeah, pickin' your butt, it's a private affair Just make sure that you wash your hands when you're done there! (Outro) So wash your hands! (Wash your hands!) Yeah, wash your hands! (Wash your hands!) That's the end of the song Now just move along And go wash your hands...