Trap Happy Hilarity

Lyrics

[Verse]
She’s got a plan, or so she believes,
String cheese ropes tied to the trees.
Banana peels lined up like a maze,
Her booby traps screamin’ 90s arcade craze.

[Verse 2]
Cardboard box, a stick, and some string,
Thinks she’s outsmarting every living thing.
Neighbors wave while dodging her net,
She shouts, “Gotcha!” but they ain’t caught yet.

[Chorus]
Trap-tastic fiasco, she’s the queen of the bait,
Setting up chaos at a rapid rate.
Everyone’s winking, they’re in on the show,
She’s catching laughter wherever she goes.

[Verse 3]
Plastic spiders on invisible thread,
Says, “This'll scare 'em right outta their head!”
But folks walk by, casually humming,
Dodging her traps as if they been coming.

[Bridge]
She’s Mona Lisa of mischief, that’s for sure,
A genius mind, but of failure, pure.
Her masterplan’s got a comedy twist,
How she missed the obvious, none can resist.

[Verse 4]
Water balloons on open display,
Paint signs pointing to the trap’s doorway.
“Step here for doom!” in neon bright,
The whole town laughing, day and night.