The Spirit Of Fortnite

Lyrics

I'm making a Birthday Poop.
It's going to smell like festivities.
Nude, using the hula-hoop
In front of immediate and extended families.
Call me a rotten girl;
It's true - I smell like a spoiled egg.
I look like Milton Berle.
I'm storing candy in a boiled leg.

I am a Fortnite ghost,
Spreading thick dust over the lesbian toast.
And my mom in Hoboken
Punched my dresser, now my shirts are all broken.
I am a Fortnite ghost... BOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I just tied my pubic hair in pigtails.
Rubbing spaghetti all over my tits, yeah!
The mailman is scared of super-big snails.
Molly Ringwald's voice gives me the shits, yeah!
Roll up my sleeves so everyone can see my biceps.
At the park with Phyllis, fighting over a dismembered mustache.
I met a horse who was obsessed with eating Rice Chex.
I shit in Grandma's mouth because she wouldn't buy my bus pass.

I am a Fortnite ghost,
Spreading thick dust over the lesbian toast.
And my mom in Hoboken
Punched my dresser, now my shirts are all broken.
I am a Fortnite ghost... BOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Had a dream a brontosaurus licked my pussy.
Woke up crying, and my Dad called me a wussy.
Had a dream that a butterfly jerked off on my anus.
Woke up smiling, 'cause I was super-rich and famous!

I am a Fortnite ghost,
Spreading thick dust over the lesbian toast.
And my mom in Hoboken
Punched my dresser, now my shirts are all broken.
I am a Fortnite ghost... BOO!!!!!!!!!!!