Gerry and Jax

Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Well, Jerry had a ‘47 Ford Deluxe,
Said, “This old girl needs some major love.”
But when he tried to pull that engine free,
It turned into a wrenchin’ comedy.

(Chorus)
Oh, Jax, hold the light, don’t wag your tail!
Now I’ve lost my socket, oh what the hell?
This old Ford fights like a bull on fire,
But we ain’t quittin’—no, we’ll lift it higher!

(Verse 2)
He grabbed a breaker bar, gave it a twist,
And smacked his knuckles—man, he was pissed!
Jax just sat there, head to the side,
Like, “Boss, you sure you got this right?”

(Chorus)
Oh, Jax, hold the light, don’t wag your tail!
That bolt just snapped—oh, this job’s for jail!
We’ll get her runnin’, though she bites and kicks,
But Lord help me, I need some tricks!

(Bridge – Slow & Dramatic)
Hours passed, the sun went down,
Jerry wore a grease-stained frown.
Jax dug a hole, lookin’ real concerned,
Like, “Should I start diggin’ for an engine urn?”

(Verse 3 – Faster & Triumphant!)
With a chain and a prayer, they gave one more heave,
The motor let go—Jerry couldn’t believe!
He danced around, Jax gave a bark,
Until the hoist gave way, and they ran in the dark!

(Final Chorus – All-in, rowdy finish!)
Oh, Jax, hold the light, don’t wag your tail!
We did it, boy, we lived to tell!
This Ford’s a beast, but we showed our might,
Now let’s clean up—nah, let’s grab a pint!

(Outro – Fading with Laughter)
Jerry looked at Jax, said, “Next time, I swear—
We’re just gonna call a damn mechanic repair.”
Jax just wagged, like, “Yeah, okay,
But you and I both know we’ll do it your way.”