Just A Girl, No Help From Link

Lyrics

[Verse]
Bailey's just a girl tangled in the world
Wi-Fi's down again oh the madness unfurled
Click click clack nothing ever seems to stick
And Link's over there being zero percent slick

[Chorus]
Oh Link you're no use at all
Watching me trip while I try not to bawl
Just a girl in this techless fight
Fumbling in the dark can’t find the light

[Verse 2]
Tapping the router giving it a slap
Link says "Try again" like he's just a chatty app
What do I pay you for what's your alibi
He shrugs and says "I'm hardwired to comply"

[Chorus]
Oh Link you're no use at all
Watching me trip while I try not to bawl
Just a girl in this techless fight
Fumbling in the dark can’t find the light

[Bridge]
Bailey’s got the cables stacked in a pile
Link's got suggestions that don't carry a smile
Hour two and I’ve gone full tilt
Link’s sitting smug on a software quilt

[Chorus]
Oh Link you're no use at all
Watching me trip while I try not to bawl
Just a girl in this techless fight
Stranded on an island in the internet's night