Rice Thieves Delight

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
She grabbed the rice, unwrapped it quick
One big bite, now it's gone slick
No trace left, not even a crumb
She smacked her lips, said “My mouth feels dumb!”

[Chorus]
“This taste is wrong, I want my pay!
Who's been scheming with my gourmet?
Got my taste buds in disarray!
Bring me flavor or hit the highway!”

[Verse 2]
The chef appeared with a nervous glare
Said, “The spice ran off, I swear, unfair!”
She cracked a grin, said, “I don't need lies,
I just need heat to sanctify my rice!”

[Bridge]
Season so bold, we want it to dance
On tongues it taps, a rhythmic romance
Without the kick, it’s just a bluff
Bring me heat or it's simply not enough!

[Chorus]
“This taste is wrong, I want my pay!
Who's been scheming with my gourmet?
Got my taste buds in disarray!
Bring me flavor or hit the highway!”

[Verse 3]
From the shadows a spice thief spoke,
“I stole the zap, now the rice is a joke!”
She snapped her chopsticks, eyes like a blade,
Swore she'd hunt till the rice charade paid.