Mike Aubrey Buys a Drink

Lyrics

[Verse]
The town was still, 'til four o'clock,
When Mike Aubrey bought a drink,
Folks stared with awe, their jaws unlocked,
Starting whispers with a wink.

[Chorus]
Oh, Mike Aubrey, what a sight,
Raising glass beneath the light,
People fainted left and right,
Discord filled the starry night.

[Verse 2]
The bartender gave a double take,
As Mike flashed a dollar bill,
The glass did rattle, nerves did quake,
When he took that glass with skill.

[Chorus]
Oh, Mike Aubrey, what a sight,
Raising glass beneath the light,
People fainted left and right,
Discord filled the starry night.

[Bridge]
In that moment, time did freeze,
As he sipped his grand surprise,
Sounded like a thousand bees,
Chaos grew before our eyes.

[Verse 3]
The mayor tripped, the sheriff yelped,
As the townsfolk watched aghast,
Their composure, it just melted,
With each sip that Mike just passed.