The Robot Shuffle

Lyrics

[CHORUS]
You are in trouble.
You are in trouble.
You are in trouble.
You are in trouble
'Til you do the Robot Shuffle.

[VERSE 1]
Call the Circuit Board Police
'Cause it smells like broken geese.
Can I have a piece
Of your bubble knuckle grease?
Look at this fleece -
It has a hairdo like my niece.
You know my name is Johnny Reese,
I'm the machine that pays the lease!
Robots in control -
Robots eating hammers.
Robots serving coffee,
And the kids' Juice Jammers.
I come from Meta-Alabama,
Favorite food - metal banana.
I can observe you in pajamas,
And I call my Grandma "Nana"!

[CHORUS]
You are in trouble.
You are in trouble.
You are in trouble.
You are in trouble
'Til you do the Robot Shuffle.

[VERSE 2]
I just met Android Dan,
He does everything he can
To obey woman and man
When they issue a command.
He doesn't fly like Peter Pan,
But he did learn to drive a van.
He was assembled in Iran.
His chest blows air out like a fan.
Robots cooling you down -
Robots playing sports.
Robots wear fedoras,
And some of them dress in shorts.
I met one that had a vagina -
They assembled her in China,
Then shipped her to Carolina;
She's still there - she's doing fine-uh!

[CHORUS]
You are in trouble.
You are in trouble.
You are in trouble.
You are in trouble
'Til you do the Robot Shuffle.

[BRIDGE]
Bleep! Bleep! Bloopy-bloop!
Robots don't make poopy-poop!

Blip! Blip! Bloppy-blip!
Take the robots on a trip!

Rah! Rah! Siskoombah!
I have a cool robot claw!

Whiz! Whiz! Zippy-whiz!
Sex robots make robot jazz!

[CHORUS]
You are in trouble.
You are in trouble.
You are in trouble.
You are in trouble
'Til you do the Robot Shuffle.

[OUTRO]
Double-trouble!
Do the Robot Shuffle!
Double-trouble!
Do the Robot Shuffle!
Double-trouble!
Do the Robot Shuffle!
Double-trouble!
Do the Robot Shuffle!!!...