Rat King Legends

מילים

[Verse 1] We queued up late with snacks and questionable plans Three brave guardians and two borrowed fans Rat King in the vault, our strategy was thin We pressed the wrong emote, then somehow wandered in [Pre-Chorus] A dreg took our lunch, a wizard stole the van We said, “That was on purpose”—nobody bought the plan [Chorus] Rat King Legends, climbing up the chart Tiny little pistol, enormous little heart From wipe-screen rookies to the names they all acclaim We came for loot, left with glory, and mispronounced our fame Rat King Legends, hear the fireteam sing We’re kings of the rats, and the rats are doing great things [Verse 2] Our titan punched a wall and called it boss control The hunter missed a jump but landed on a roll The warlock read the map upside down with pride Then found the secret chest we’d passed a hundred times [Pre-Chorus] The whole clan got invited; we arrived in matching hats One had a cape, one had a cape for all the cats [Chorus] Rat King Legends, climbing up the chart Tiny little pistol, enormous little heart From wipe-screen rookies to the names they all acclaim We came for loot, left with glory, and mispronounced our fame Rat King Legends, hear the fireteam sing We’re kings of the rats, and the rats are doing great things [Bridge] We learned the callouts: “left!” meant “maybe right!” We shared one brain cell through the longest fight The boss went down; our leader yelled, “Behold!” Then asked the fireteam where the postmaster’s gold [Final Chorus] Rat King Legends, climbing up the chart Tiny little pistol, enormous little heart Now every tower vendor knows our clan by name We’re champions of the galaxy—please spell it right on the plaque Rat King Legends, let the victory ring We’re kings of the rats, and the rats are doing great things [Outro] Rat King Legends! (Who brought the cheese?) Rat King Legends! (It’s in the vault.)