The orange fat blob

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well, he doesn’t like Ukraine, he doesn’t like trans,
Gets real upset when he sees two men hold hands.
Abortion makes him rage, he can’t stand rainbows,
And he’s never seen a puppy—Lord only knows!

Boo ba da boo, bop bop ba da,
Oh no, oh no, wah wah wah!

[Verse 2]
He doesn’t like foreigners, doesn’t like the poor,
If you need a wheelchair, he’ll mock you some more.
Women with rights? Well, that’s a disgrace!
And if you read a book, get out of his face!

Doo wop ditty, dum dum dee,
Too many big words, can’t read, can’t see!

[Chorus]
Ohhh, if you make him mad, he’ll tweet all night,
Ranting and raving, picking dumb fights.
Hair like hay, skin like glue,
If you cross his path, he’ll sue you too!

Bop bop boo, wah wah woo,
Fake news, fake news, doo doo doo!

[Verse 3]
He hates all joy, he hates free thought,
His diet’s just burgers and Diet Coke.
If kindness wins, he starts to weep,
And if he sees a drag queen—CALL THE POLICE!

Ba dum ba dum, beep beep bop,
Only if they’re white, don’t let it stop!

[Bridge]
Ohhh Lord, what can he love?
Just money, golf, and Vladimir… PUTIN!

Boo ba da boo, bop bop ba da,
Oh no, oh no, wah wah wah!

[Final Chorus]
Ohhh, if you make him mad, he’ll tweet all night,
Ranting and raving, picking dumb fights.
He’s scared of change, that’s plain to see,
But the world moves on… without him, wheeeee!

Doo wop ditty, dum dum dee,
Bye bye Trump, let the world be free!