PACT

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Oh, welcome to the world of PACT, where dreams are spun by the finest promoters.
PACT stinks so much, it’s mainly known for its bad odours.
You’ve heard the pitch, right?
“Were at the forefront of the fintech revolution!” they say.
As if they’re the ones who invented money itself alright.
The reality is different, to take your money away.
Their flagship product is Credissential.
Sounds fancy, doesn’t it? Just think about the potential.
I mean, who wouldn’t want to hand over their life savings,
To a company that offers such dreams.
Oh, welcome to the world of PACT, where dreams are spun by the finest promoters.
PACT stinks so much, it’s mainly known for its bad odours.
Now, let’s talk about this cutting-edge AI technology.
I hear it’s so advanced it can replace cryptology.
But wait! What’s that? The company spends a lot on promotion.
But develops its business is slow motion.
Ah, yes, the age-old trick of making it rain in penny land.
Who needs engineers when all you need is pumpers?
“Invest now, and you’ll be living in a mansion!” they say.
The reality is different, all they want is your pay.
Oh, welcome to the world of PACT, where dreams are spun by the finest promoters.
PACT stinks so much, it’s mainly known for its bad odours.
And let’s not forget the ASC, which revealed all the wash trading.
“Look at all this interest in our stock!” they are bragging.
Oh, isn’t that delightful? “Look how popular we are!”
Or so say the scammers when they hit the bar
Thank goodness for Oyo and Northernman—heroes in the shadows.
They saved investors from losing their shirts and money taken by the Sopranos
The stock? Oh, it’s on a one-way ticket to zero.
PACT is the financial equivalent of a bad reality show.
Oh, welcome to the world of PACT, where dreams are spun by the finest promoters.
PACT stinks so much, it’s mainly known for its bad odours.
“Tune in next week to see how low we can go!”
My best bet is it goes to zero.
Spoiler alert: it’s going to be a spectacular collapse.
All you’ll be left with, are the scraps.
Invest in PACT where the only thing that’s secure.
Is their ability to keep your money firmly out of your wallet.
That bad promote is blur, I can’t even afford a piece of chocolate.
Oh, welcome to the world of PACT, where dreams are spun by the finest promoters.
PACT stinks so much, it’s mainly known for its bad odours.