Montero the Cat (Theme Song)

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Here comes Montero, orange and white,
Zoomin’ through the alley in the middle of the night.
He’s stinky sometimes, don’t ask why—
He says, “I’m a very nice boy,” and that’s no lie.

[Chorus]
Ohhh Montero, what did you do?
Why are you wet? No one has a clue.
He’s had ten jobs, maybe more—
Got fired each time, then napped on the floor.

[Verse 2]
He missed the vote, took a motorbike ride,
With his biker crew, Ser Pounce by his side.
From mailman to chef, to pet psychic fraud,
He’s “trying his best,” but he’s kind of odd.

[Bridge]
Fish in his pockets, crumbs in his fur,
Smells like mystery and something worse.
He’ll charm your snacks, then knock down a vase,
Montero the menace with a lovable face.

[Chorus – repeat]
Ohhh Montero, what did you do?
Why are you wet? No one has a clue.
He’s loud, he’s proud, he naps like a champ,
He once got fired from a summer camp.

[Outro]
So if you see an orange blur go by,
With a tuna can helmet and a gleam in his eye—
That’s Montero, the chaotic delight,
A very nice boy… just not very right.

(Wink sound effect. Cat screech. Fade out.)