Crack It Open!

Lyrics

Oh shit
crack this bottle open
light this blunt
alright
pick up this pen
paper ready
alright
lets go
shit

time to work
beat
bodied
hearse
erry body give me space
urghhh
agh fuck

too many ninny headed dunder mifflin muh fuggas swervin in my lane
and I ain’t bout that that shit wasnt last year and I deff aint today
idk what kinda personality i may or may not convey
but who the fuck are you to tell me what I can and what I can’t do
then proceed to get mad when I do the same back
and you flip shit call cap
say oh he a punk ass white boy no bars can’t rap
yep heard that call a revelry bro time to play taps
a tap tap tap
do you hear that
it’s me
Ava
yep
just Ava
just me
a beast
a Demon
a donator of semen
a person who really shouldn’t be roamin free man
I’m crazy
psychotic
my heart froze bitch it’s Arctic
talk shit man the room stank like garlic
the delivery here I hope it’s something fucking iconic
the way the bars swirl and swallow you like hookers at sonic
you know exactly who I mean too isn’t it ironic
we all know the same bitch I guess we fuckin platonic
fuck the shit that y’all be saying have jaw locked like it’s catatonic
the consequences catastrophic
y’all unlocked the animal and now gave me the melodic
sound I needed too convey my inner stoner alcoholic
hears those strings they sway from side to side like me in a drunken stupor frolic
down so fuckin bad I shit myself in front of TMZ and they said fuck it we don’t want him
okay well,
fuck you too and tea bag photobombed them
I’m a narcissistic gem
spitter on this mic a straight up master of phlegm
I’m 3 miles north of west Glen
they keep saying they can’t see me
but I see them moving in the sunlight and I have astigmatism
hmm maybe they’re just amateurs with hypnotism
idk I just know these arthritic bones will blow ya dome bitch I hate the pain of this rheumatism
that’s a euphemism
meaning I hate shouldering your weight
fuck grow up and have faith
and maybe one day you’ll finally be great
shit man it’s not hard you just bail before you even skate
concert at 10 pm central on September 8th
tower unite
my condo in the game
theater room
be there or be square
promise
it’ll be worth the wait

wait what we gotta buy a game
dudes lame
no y’all just cheap because mommy and daddy paid for your lane
k?
k.
bye