Christmas Gone Wrong

Lyrics

[Verse]
Every year I play the nice role so sweet
Milk and cookies laid out neat as a treat
But Santa strolls in with a sackful of lies
Always messin’ up my list no surprise

[Chorus]
If you wear his coat you take his crown
Oh the rules of magic they’ll take you down
But before he goes gotta make it clear
This ain’t the holiday cheer I wanted here

[Verse 2]
Reindeer strolling as they wait on my lawn
The old man leaving socks and moving on
I said no thanks I wanted cool tech not coal
Now the sleigh’s got a brand-new patrol

[Chorus]
If you wear his coat you take his crown
Oh the rules of magic they’ll take you down
But before he goes gotta make it clear
This ain’t the holiday cheer I wanted here

[Bridge]
Frost glistens on secrets kept untold
A holiday swap feels so ice-cold
The snow turns red when the plan unfolds
Guess I’m the guy with the North Pole gold

[Verse 3]
Now I’m the king of the ho-ho-woes
Flying high in Santa's borrowed clothes
Treacherous toys and chaotic plays
Merriest mess in Santa's old sleighs