Dennis the Brave: A Throne to Conquer

Lyrics

[Verse]
Dennis stands there heart beating fast
This is a moment that cannot last
A rumble below a critical plight
A porcelain throne calls him to fight

[Chorus]
Run Dennis run through the castle so grand
A hero’s quest wasn’t what he planned
With courage ablaze and a clenched resolve
A bathroom door will soon absolve

[Verse 2]
He dodges jesters leaps over pies
The banquet's gaze cut through the skies
His mission dire no time to delay
They’ll sing of this in tales someday

[Chorus]
Run Dennis run let your spirit ignite
Your destiny calls in the dead of night
The hallways echo his hurried crusade
A man on a journey history’s made

[Bridge]
The dragon of shame it growls in his wake
But Dennis roars back “I’ve lives to remake!”
A toilet of gold in view at long last
Victory nears the pain will soon pass

[Chorus]
Run Dennis run let your bravery shine
A mythical goal to claim what’s divine
With sweat on his brow and fire in his stride
Dennis the hero will not be denied