Beaches

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Sharing a sandwich with a gay cricket named Squirt Reynolds.
Popping the extra-sharp bubbles on the dragon's lawn.
Throwing a zombie's Waldorf Salad at the dog kennel.
Driving in reverse all the way to church, with no clothes on.

But the Roasted Peppermint Man
Told me to climb into the carpet can,
And hide until my bones turned into leeches.
So I shaved off all my skin,
And cut an ice skate in half using a hippo's chin.
Then I wrote a list of my favorite beaches.
Beaches.
Beaches...

Playing pranks on a white trash Sith Lord named Darth Brooks.
Baking some hackey sack cookies for my dead priest.
I met a pervert blind doctor who invented scarf hooks.
I went spread-eagle right in front of my mom, and she called the police.

But the Roasted Peppermint Man
Told me to climb into the carpet can,
And hide until my bones turned into leeches.
So I shaved off all my skin,
And cut an ice skate in half using a hippo's chin.
Then I wrote a list of my favorite beaches.
Beaches.
Beaches...

No, I'm not a Communist from Northern China.
I can't believe I showed my own mom my vagina.
Skid marks, and squid sparks!
The old katydid barks!..

But the Roasted Peppermint Man
Told me to climb into the carpet can,
And hide until my bones turned into leeches.
So I shaved off all my skin,
And cut an ice skate in half using a hippo's chin.
Then I wrote a list of my favorite beaches.
Beaches.
Beaches....