Steelers Playoff Ballad

Lyrics

[Chorus]
Oh no, the Steelers are in the playoffs.
Another stinker, but Coach keeps his job.
The game just started and it’s 30 to none.
I guess we’ll punt on fourth and one.

[Verse 1]
Coach Tomlin looks confused and lost.
He called a timeout for the opening kick off.
He wants to challenge the refs coin toss.
Looks like the Steelers have already lost.

[Chorus]
Oh no, the Steelers are in the playoffs.
Another stinker, but Coach keeps his job.
The game just started and it’s 30 to none.
I guess we’ll punt on fourth and one.

[Verse 2]
Russell Wilson is five foot ten
He seems 5 feet shorter than Ben
He tries to throw it to Pickens a lot
I think he’s the only receiver they’ve got

[Chorus]
Oh no, the Steelers are in the playoffs.
Another stinker, but Coach keeps his job.
The game just started and it’s 30 to none.
I guess we’ll punt on fourth and one.

[Verse 3]
If we run it we could give it to Warren
But instead we’ll pitch it for a loss of ten.
We’ll go to Harris when we need a touchdown.
And when you get in his way he’ll try that failed hurdle again.

[Chorus]
Oh no, the Steelers are in the playoffs.
Another stinker, but Coach keeps his job.
The game just started and it’s 30 to none.
I guess we’ll punt on fourth and one.

[Verse 4]
Now the defense looks really tired
Besides TJ and Cam they all should be fired
We’ll got to Fitzpatrick when we need a big play
And he’ll tackle the guy after a 30 yard gain

[Chorus]
Oh no, the Steelers are in the playoffs.
Another stinker, but Coach keeps his job.
The game just started and it’s 30 to none.
I guess we’ll punt on fourth and one.