The Royal Misstep

Lyrics

[Verse]
Once a royal with a golden crown
Now he’s the gossip of the town
Traded palaces for a Netflix deal
Gave up tradition for a tell-all spiel

[Chorus]
Oh Harry what did you do
Thought you’d found a love so true
But now you’re stuck in the LA glare
Chasing podcasts and Oprah’s chair

[Verse 2]
Tea time turned to late-night shows
Privacy wanted but where it goes
Paparazzi swarm his rented door
Can’t escape from the tabloid roar

[Chorus]
Oh Harry what did you do
Thought you’d found a love so true
That wedding day seemed so divine
Now it’s all headlines and not the fine wine

[Bridge]
Swapped the corgis for a rescue pup
Swiped left on the royal tea cup
No more castles no more fans
Just TikTok kids who don’t understand

[Verse 3]
Meanwhile Grandma’s sipping her tea
Wishing her Harry had stayed carefree
Once a prince dressed up in gold
Now life’s a meme if truth be told