Liver vs Lungs Rap Battle

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Liver]
Yo, I'm the liver, the filter, the slime-line sieve,
Keep your toxins in check, so your cells can live.
Processing booze, I'm the party's best friend,
While you sit there puffin', cutting lives to the end.

[Verse 2: Lungs]
Hold up, I'm the lungs, with breath comes the speech,
Cut through the smog, oxygen's what I teach.
Carbon dioxide? Yeah, I exhale the pain,
You're swimming in liquor, drowning brains in the drain.

[Chorus]
It’s the liver versus lungs, the heavyweight bout,
Who holds the crown? No lungs or liver can doubt.
Filters of life, we're both hand in hand,
But only one can stand as the king of the land.

[Verse 3: Liver]
Got enzymes on enzymes, breaking it down,
Nutrients to the system, I’m the king with the crown.
You're gasping in smoke, hacking coughs, tar-bound,
I'm the vital MVP—you? Diseased and unsound.

[Verse 4: Lungs]
Bruh, without these bellows, blood don't get air,
Sling oxygen in veins, circulations declare!
Asthmatics call me rough, still I strive to repair,
While your abuse makes you fatty—you hardly compare.

[Chorus]
It’s the liver versus lungs, the heavyweight bout,
Who holds the crown? No lungs or liver can doubt.
Filters of life, we're both hand in hand,
But only one can stand as the king of the land.