Take It, Or Leave It

Lyrics

[INTRO]
I am taking aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
DUUUUUUUMMMMMP!!!!

[VERSE 1]
Are you wearing your Wednesday shoes,
Vippins Davis?
Did you remember to paint the rattlesnakes,
And laugh at Jesus Christ's penis?
The paper plates are flying high,
Like kites on a breeze,
We’ll sing and dance beneath the stars,
While dodging all the bees!

[CHORUS]
LA! LA! LA-LA-LA!
LA! LA! LA-LA-LA!
LA! LA! LA-LA-LA!
LA! LA! LA-LA-LLLWWWAAHHHAYOAYOayoayoshuuuuh...

[VERSE 2]
The saddest clowns never graduate from Sunday School,
I saw a giraffe dancing in the swimming pool.
HEY, MARTHA SAMPSON!! CONGRATULATIONS ON HAVING ONLY GAY CHILDREN!!!!
The Wizard Of Drippy Hill has a vertical mustache,
And we all scream the truth,
With every goofy laugh!

[CHORUS]
LA! LA! LA-LA-LA!
LA! LA! LA-LA-LA!
LA! LA! LA-LA-LA!
LA! LA! LA-LA-LLLWWWAAHHHAYOAYOayoayoshuuuuh...

[BRIDGE]
Clap along, it’s a circus act,
Riding on unicycles, never looking back!
A parade of misfits, come join the ride,
We’ll paint the world with colors we can’t hide!

[VERSE 3]
Dancing llamas singing songs of love,
Balloons floating high like clouds above.
From the tops of our heads down to our shoes,
Let’s break the chains, it’s time to choose!

[CHORUS]
LA! LA! LA-LA-LA!
LA! LA! LA-LA-LA!
LA! LA! LA-LA-LA!
LA! LA! LA-LA-LLLWWWAAHHHAYOAYOayoayoshuuuuh...

[OUTRO]
So here we are, just laughing through the pain,
In this wacky world, we’ll dance in the rain.
Taking aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- [FART SOUND]