Married to Miss Fortune

Lyrics

[verse]
Well that went a little bit different
Than I would ever had thought
One minute I’m kissin in a beautiful relationship
Now I’m a shipwreck on the rocks
Life has a way of turnin everything
I touch into murky-watered mud
Well that went a little bit different
But I’m just a fella who’s in love

[verse]
I found myself in sticky situation
After I made a life plan
Gonna go out and grab life by the horns
I found out horns don’t like this man
There’s nothin’ quite like being impaled
While you try like hell to hang on
Flailin about like a ragdoll watch out!
Somewhere I must’ve gone wrong

[verse]
Well that went a little bit different
Than I would ever had thought
One minute I’m holdin on to a dream
Now I’m bashed against the dirt and rocks
Life has a way of turnin everything
I touch into dirty socks
Well that went a little bit different
But I’m just a fella who’s tryin to rise above

[pre-chorus]
Somewhere I misstepped when I went to begin
Somehow I miscalculated right before seizing the win
No one is to blame for all of this misery and pain

[bridge]
If I bought a dozen roses I’d prick my thumb on all those thorns exposing
When I went to give ‘em to my BFF and girlfriend

[chorus]
I’m married to Miss Fortune