Fredrik Latrin's Tale

Lyrics

[Verse]
Fredrik Latrin, sitting on his porch,
Talking 'bout prolapse, oh gosh, oh Lord.
Neighbors whisperin' 'bout the man they see,
Talkin' love and marriage with an anatomy.

[Verse 2]
Fredrik's friends all think he’s lost his mind,
But to him, prolapse is love refined.
He dreams of vows beneath the moonlit skies,
With prolapse on his heart, no other ties.

[Chorus]
Fredrik, oh Fredrik, what is it you feel?
Is love for that prolapse really so real?
Everyone's talkin' ‘bout your strange affair,
But you don't seem to worry or even care.

[Verse 3]
Folks in town, they often roll their eyes,
But Fredrik sees beauty they can’t realize.
With a heart so true, he stands his ground,
Prolapse is the love that he has found.

[Chorus]
Fredrik, oh Fredrik, what is it you feel?
Is love for that prolapse really so real?
Everyone's talkin' ‘bout your strange affair,
But you don't seem to worry or even care.

[Bridge]
He plans a wedding by the old oak tree,
Tells the world this is meant to be.
Invites all to witness his love profound,
Fredrik Latrin and his courage unbound.