Chop Chop

Lyrics

[Intro]
Dear little broccoli
Sitting on my plate
I've got some news for you
About your deadly fate
[Verse 1]
Mom says I should eat you up
But I just cannot cope
You look like tiny trees from hell
And no, that's not a joke
[Pre-chorus]
Got my knife ready
And my cutting board too
Finally gonna do
What I've wanted to do
[Chorus]
Chop chop, watching broccoli drop
Gonna cut you down, gonna make you stop
Chop chop, watching broccoli drop
Into little pieces, right down to the top
[Post-chorus]
Chop chop!
(Chop chop!)
Chop chop!
(Chop chop!)
[Verse 2]
Every dinner, every plate
You haunt my every meal
No matter how much ranch I add
You're just not a good deal
[Pre-chorus]
Got my knife ready
And I'm feeling mean
Time to destroy this
Little thing of green
[Chorus]
Chop chop, watching broccoli drop
Gonna cut you down, gonna make you stop
Chop chop, watching broccoli drop
Into little pieces, right down to the top
[Bridge]
Slice you! Dice you!
Mince you into dust!
Destroy you! Annoy you!
Till you're properly crushed!
[Final Chorus]
Chop chop, watching broccoli drop
Gonna cut you down, gonna make you stop
Chop chop, watching broccoli drop
Into little pieces, right down to the top
[Outro]
(Take that, broccoli!)