Sean: The Generator Saboteur

Lyrics

[Verse]
Yo, Sean in the buildin', nah—Sean in the mess,
Room reekin' of diesel, man, ya life’s a regress.
Can’t fix a gen, tools droppin’, screws gone,
Company slogan: "Call Sean, Now Everything's Wrong."

[Chorus]
Worst employee of the year, take a bow, Sean,
Fired on your day off, get ya clown on.
Generators cry when they see ya face,
Turnin’ power to darkness, that’s your disgrace.

[Verse 2]
Tried to tighten a bolt, ended up losin’ the part,
Sean’s work ethic weaker than a dollar-store cart.
Floor sticky ‘cause ya sippin’ on Coolant Cocktail,
Switch spark to flame, almost sent us to Hell.

[Bridge]
Oil on his shirt, call it Sean’s cologne,
No manuals read, nah, Google his zone.
"Fix" means break, "test" means fail,
Generators union voted to put Sean in jail.

[Chorus]
Worst employee of the year, take a bow, Sean,
Fired on your day off, get ya clown on.
Generators cry when they see ya face,
Turnin’ power to darkness, that’s your disgrace.

[Verse 3]
Boss gave him a wrench, he looks like it’s Latin,
Turned off all the heaters, now the warehouse satin’.
Sources de-powered, man, profits got clipped,
Even birds chirp, “Sean, you ain't equipped.”