Coconut Confessions

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Met a coconut hangin’ high on a tree
Said, “Boy, you ain’t ripe enough to mess with me”
I said, “Why you so hard, why you so round?”
He said, “Break my shell and you’ll never back down”

[Pre-Chorus]
Hard on the outside, sweet in the core
Coconut wisdom, island folklore
Don’t try to sip me with your little straw
You better bring heat or respect the law

[Chorus]
Coconut! Crack it if you can
Built like a boxer, smooth like a fan
Tastes like heaven, fights like a thug
Still ends up in your shampoo jug
Co-co! Nut-nut!
Say it loud — Co-co! Nut-nut!

[Verse 2]
Used me in curry, drank me in rain
Rolled me down beaches, flew me on planes
I’m lotion, I’m oil, I’m fashion, I’m food
But try to peel me, I’ll mess with your mood

[Bridge – Spoken Interlude]
“I loved a girl… like I loved a coconut.”
Hard to open.
Sweet when real.
Dangerous when falling.

[Final Chorus]
Coconut! Tell it to the sky
Three little holes and a crazy eye
Built for storms and lazy suns
Still gets cracked by island drums
Co-co! Nut-nut!
Yeah you wild — Co-co! Nut-nut!
We goin’ coconuts!