Thayne's Rock Hard Pride

Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, Thayne, you know you're the man,
With a confidence that’s grand!
Let the world know how it stands,
Rock hard, it’s part of the plan!

[VERSE 1]
When he walks into the room, everybody stares,
He’s got that swagger, no one else compares.
With a smile so wide, and a glint in his eye,
You can’t help but wonder, just how high can he fly?

[CHORUS]
Thayne has a rock hard wiener,
Just look at him, a true believer!
Confidence on level ten,
He’s the king and that’s no pretend!

[VERSE 2]
In the summer sun, he struts with pride,
Knowing all the secrets that he holds inside.
With his friends laughing, they cheer him on,
In a world of strength, he's never gone wrong.

[CHORUS]
Thayne has a rock hard wiener,
Just look at him, a true believer!
Confidence on level ten,
He’s the king and that’s no pretend!

[BRIDGE]
Oh, it’s a party wherever he goes,
With a heart full of laughter, he just knows.
A giant presence that fills up the space,
Thayne’s enthusiasm, no one can replace!

[HOOK]
Rock hard, baby, that’s his claim,
Thayne Wesley’s going down in fame!
With a wink and a grin, he’s owning the night,
Thayne is the star, shining so bright!

[CHORUS]
Thayne has a rock hard wiener,
Just look at him, a true believer!
Confidence on level ten,
He’s the king and that’s no pretend!

[OUTRO]
So here’s to Thayne, we raise our glass,
With a rock hard spirit, he’s built to last.
In a world of fun, he wears the crown,
Thayne Wesley Andrus, the talk of the town!