Nutritious Mama-licious

Lyrics

Well, hello there, boys and girls, how-dee-doo?!
Ha-ha! I'm doing fine, everybody. Thank you
For asking me how I am feeling!
That makes you seem to be rather appealing!
I'm not the type of gal who goes out drug dealing;
Instead I stay home because potatoes need a-peeling.
If I get angry, I blast Lionel Ritchie's "Dancin' On The Ceiling",
And I dance like a crazy maniac until my head is reeling!

Heeeyyyyyy!!!!!!....

What?! What?! What?!! What?!!! No, WHAT?!!!! WHAT?!!!!!!!! WHA- Wait. Wait!! STOP!!!!!....
Okay, thank you for stopping the zany beat, D.J. Apple-A-Day! Okay, yes, Charles?!.. Were you saying something up there in the listening booth, Charles?!... I thought I saw your lips moving, but there's no way I could actually make out what it was that you were saying, what with all the whacky racket going on down here in Crazy Loud Music Land!...

"Oh. Ummmm, no, M.C. Mama-licious... We were talking amongst ourselves - not to you."

Oh, okay!.. Thanks for letting me know, Charles, because there's really no way for me to tell down he-.....

"No, no!.... Don't you worry about a thing going on up here, Mama-licious!.. You just keep being your bad-ass self down there, and everything is going to work out just fine and dandy!... You'll see....."

Sounds good, Charles!.. Hey, that filthy language you just used isn't going to end up on the track, is it?.... CHAAARRRLES?!!!....

"No waaaayyy, mamacita!!.. You can trust good ol' pal Charles!.... Ya' dig?...."

Heck, yes! I dig it all the way to China!!

Hey-oooooo!!!!!

Now I'm getting frisky! I think the kids today call it "crunk".
I dance with bursts of twitches - wobble like a blackout drunk!
Maybe it will impress Charles. That man is such a hunk!!
Did I just say that out loud?.. Oh, no! My career's sunk!

Remember to look both ways before you cross the street!
If you do, I will be waiting for you with a treat!
That is because I think you're very smart, and super-neat!
Now, move those shuffling feet to the D.J.'s funky beat!

HEEYYYOOOOOO!!!!!!

That's correct!! M.C. Mama-licious is somewhere inside of this house here... Just not-..... not quite sure where, exactly... Oh, well!....

Tally-hooooo!!!!!!!...