The Ballad of Big-Headed Tyler

Lyrics

[Verse]
Tyler got promoted, he's feeling real proud,
Walks through the shop, head up in the clouds.
Thinks he's running the place, gotta be the big cheese,
Took over Sara’s office, like he owns the keys.

[Verse]
Luke and Matt are shaking their heads,
Alexis whispers, "This is going to our dreads."
Barry cracks a joke, tries to lighten the grind,
But Richard and Tippy ain't feeling too kind.

[Chorus]
Oh, Tyler’s got his boots too big to fill,
Struttin' ‘round the place with his newfound thrill.
But the crew's all wondering if he'll come back down,
Before he topples that crown in this little town.

[Verse]
Sara's out there, saying, “He don’t know my shoes,”
Sorting all her papers, tryin' to shake the blues.
The breakroom’s buzzing like a noisy hive,
“Does Tyler even know how things survive?”

[Verse]
He calls Blake "buddy," but he’s playing it tough,
Acting like the boss, and it’s rubbing folks rough.
Matt says to Alexis, “Will he ever let us be?”
And out back ol' Tippy just shakes his head at the scene.

[Chorus]
Oh, Tyler’s got his boots too big to fill,
Struttin' ‘round the place with his newfound thrill.
But the crew's all wondering if he'll come back down,
Before he topples that crown in this little town.