Wedgy

Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Got a little problem, not hard to see,
It's a fashion crisis, it's all about me!
[VERSE 1]
I'm walking down the hall, feeling so free,
These pants are fitting nice, oh can it be?
But then I take a step, oh what do I feel?
A tug on my backside, it's all too real!
[CHORUS]
I've got a wedgy,
And it's not where it should be.
I've got a wedgy,
And it's not where it should be.
Oh lord no no no,
Please don't stare, I need new underwear.
[VERSE 2]
Trying to be cool, but I’m shifting my weight,
Feels like I’m trapped, oh the cruel fate!
I clutch at my waistband, hope for a break,
This wedgy disaster, for heaven's sake!
[CHORUS]
I've got a wedgy,
And it's not where it should be.
I've got a wedgy,
And it's not where it should be.
Oh lord no no no,
Please don't stare, I need new underwear.
[BRIDGE]
Oh I’m blushing red, I can't escape this plight,
Wishing for a moment, to vanish from sight.
These seams are too tight, I just can't breathe,
If only I could find some relief, oh please!
[CHORUS]
I've got a wedgy,
And it's not where it should be.
I've got a wedgy,
And it's not where it should be.
Oh lord no no no,
Please don't stare, I need new underwear.
[VERSE 3]
Gathering my courage, it’s time to break free,
A quick little shuffle, a maneuver just for me.
I’ll find a restroom, make my escape,
No wrinkled fabric can seal my fate!
[CHORUS]
I've got a wedgy,
And it's not where it should be.
I've got a wedgy,
And it's not where it should be.
Oh lord no no no,
Please don't stare, I need new underwear.
[OUTRO]
So if you see me strut, know I’m feeling okay,
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