Mama Needs Some Wine

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Mama starts her day with coffee and watching HSC, then calls her cousin Brenda for some gossip that can be. Later she calls Sylvia as she vacuums up the floor, to get the latest stories, then she’s out the door.
Next she’s off to the hair salon for a new look yes sir-ree. Then wegmans to make some dinner, she cooks for you and me.
She calls my sister Lisa, to check up on the boys, tells them don’t you let them alone at home, don’t let them play with any toys. Then she looks out of the window as nosey as she can be. Like a detective, mama watches, calls Carmine to come and see. You better tell them boys to stop rough housing or they’re Gonna….ANSwer….to meeeeeee.
Oh mama we love you and thank u for the food, but we all have something, that’s gonna change that worried mood. A little wine and beer a shot of vodka too. By the end of the day….you’ll be singing “Ha-Laaaaaay-Luuuuuu
Now daddy goes to work each and every day. He sneaks down in the basement for some peace and harmony….but mama soon finds out…from the tip of the stairs she calls , “Carmine bring me my groceries, she doesn’t want to Fallll.
My sister’s pastas way too hard and mama makes a face, she chases all the food, all around her plate.

Oh mama we love you and thank u for the food, but we all have something, that’s gonna change that worried mood. A little wine and beer a shot of vodka too. By the end of the day….you’ll be singing “Ha-Laaaaaay-Looo”