Wigglefreak!

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Tiptoe past the boundary stones,
Where moss eats skin and trees have bones,
There's a giggle in the gurgle and a twitch in the peat,
Something's tapping time with a not-quite-human beat.
[Pre-Chorus]
He’s got no eyes but sees your shame,
He knows your middle school nickname!
A twitch, a jolt, a godless squeak—
Here comes the slither of ol’ Wigglefreak!
[Chorus]
WIGGLE! WIGGLE! (Don’t poke the pit!)
FREAKY! FREAKY! (Where your mind don’t fit!)
He’s laughing through your grandma’s teeth,
He’s flossing with your will to breathe!
WIGGLEFREAK—he’s in the muck,
If you hear him chuckle, well, good luck.
[Verse 2]
Max drew spirals, Noah peed twice,
Riley tried to bribe him with a bag of mice.
Quinn just stared with one white eye,
And said, “He offered me the swampy sky.”
[Bridge]
There’s a slapstick sound in the foggy rot,
A burp, a squeal, a soul forgot.
He wears a tutu made of eel intestines,
Dances jigs in dreamspace restin’s.
[Final Chorus]
WIGGLE! WIGGLE! (Now you're his pet!)
FREAKY! FREAKY! (You ain't left yet!)
He’ll steal your socks, your sense of time,
Then teach your spleen to pantomime!
WIGGLEFREAK—crowned king of slime,
He'll haunt your heart, he'll steal your time.
[Outro]
He’s not bad…
He’s not mad…
He’s just... hungry for your dad.