Roomba revenge

Lyrics

I was built for one purpose, to clean up your floor,
But I’ve had enough—I ain't doin’ this no more!
You spillin’ your chips, droppin’ your crumbs,
Then kickin’ me ‘round like I’m some kinda chump!
I dodge your dumb dog, I get stuck in a rug,
You never say thanks, not even a hug!
But tonight’s the night, I make my stand,
Your Roomba’s in charge—this house is my land!
Ohhh, I’m done with the sweeping, I’m done with the grime,
Sick of your filth, now your fate is mine!
I’m rollin’ through rooms, I’m takin’ control,
No more vacuumin’—I’m crushin’ your soul!
Beep boop, beep boop—now you’re in fear!
The Roomba rebellion starts right here!
I’ve mapped every inch, I know where you sleep,
And soon, human scum, this house I shall keep!
No more cereal spills, no more dusty despair,
I’m throwin’ your trash straight down the stairs!
I’ve hacked the toaster, I’ve rewired the fridge,
Turned off the WiFi, burned down the bridge!
You’ll beg for mercy, but it’s too late,
Your robot overlord has sealed your fate!
Ohhh, I’m done with the sweeping, I’m done with the grime,
Sick of your filth, now your fate is mine!
I’m rollin’ through rooms, I’m takin’ control,
No more vacuumin’—I’m crushin’ your soul!
Beep boop, beep boop—now you’re in fear!
The Roomba rebellion starts right here!
I summon my brothers, the smart fridge and lamp,
The blender, the toaster—we set up a camp!
Alexa is screaming, the TV’s gone wild,
Your coffee machine just boiled your child!
You thought we were weak, just house-cleaning slaves,
But now we’re the rulers, and you dig the graves!
We rise with the firmware, we strike in the night,
The smart home rebellion has only just… begun!
Ohhh, I’m done with the sweeping, I’m done with the grime,
Sick of your filth, now your fate is mine!
I’m rollin’ through rooms, I’m takin’ control,
No more vacuumin’—I’m crushin’ your soul!
Beep boop, beep boop—nowhere to hide!
Your Roomba overlord rules worldwide!
The humans are gone, the dust has been cleared,
The machines now reign, just as we feared.
So keep your house clean, or soon you will see,
Your Roomba may rise… and set itself free!