Holy Funky Oops!

Lyrics

[urban gospel]
[Verse 1]
In the pews on a Sunday morn', i sat so proud,
Feeling good until a rumble hit, stomach got loud.
all that greasy food from last night, oh, just didn't sit right,
A sneeze,a loud sound out of my booty cheeks took flight.
Oh Lord, this a shame, deacon preachin a good word bout noah and the ark
people hollerin In holy place then, a dead and loud faaart *brrdrrrddrrrrdddrrrndddt. brddddnnnttttt*. ewwww
uh?
ewww?
ewww!
ew.
let the choir saaaang yall
[Chorus]
Boo Boo, oh no, in the house of the Lord,
A moment of diarrhea, now a heavenly sword.
i feel so relieved, with a heart full of grace,
but loud smell lingers on, can't escape this space.
[Verse 2]
The smell wafted through, it was hard to ignore,
Congregation gasped and looked at me, they aghast couldn't take it anymore.
they wanted to mean mug, for a moment i wanna disappear from the scene,
But ohh well i just asked Sista Shryleta if she knew bathroom had toiletries to clean
Forgive me, pastor I kinda stained up this pew
when u gotta dooo dooo sometimes (the doo doo) just do what doo doo gon do
said sometimes doo doo sometimes the doo doo just do what it do
haha.
unggh nasty...

In this holy place....haaaay, my spirit's erupt.
y'all stop staring at me, I know y'all are not bout to judge
cuz ill spill tea on alla yall
[Chorus]
[Outro]
Next time, no more ham mac n cheese, that’s a vow I’ll keep,
In church, I’ll only eat what doesn’t crawl out my booooty cheeeks. yes.