Family's Loading Screen

Testo

[Intro] Everybody make room, his confidence just walked in late [Verse 1] You call yourself a legend, but the proof never arrived Big talk in the group chat, then you vanish when it’s time Your outfit says “lost luggage,” your haircut says “regret” You bring nothing to the table but a phone bill and a threat You swear you’re built different—yeah, assembled wrong instead Got a master plan for breakfast, then you nap until it’s dead Your jokes need CPR, your swagger needs a map Even your own reflection keeps declining every dap [Chorus] You’re the family’s loading screen, nobody knows what you do A full-time disappointment with a part-time point of view You say you’re next up, but you’re still stuck at the door If average had a spokesperson, they’d hire you for sure [Verse 2] You brag about your hustle while your laundry forms a queue Your room looks like a yard sale that gave up on being new You claim you’ve got the sauce, but it expired in the fridge Your biggest accomplishment is almost crossing the bridge You argue like a scholar, but your facts come pre-owned Every sentence takes a shortcut, every thought gets overthrown You’re not the black sheep, you’re the coupon in the pack The family keeps you around because returning you costs tax [Bridge] Don’t take it personal—actually, take it all to heart You’ve been practice for my punchlines from the very start [Chorus] You’re the family’s loading screen, nobody knows what you do A full-time disappointment with a part-time point of view You say you’re next up, but you’re still stuck at the door If average had a spokesperson, they’d hire you for sure [Outro] That’s enough—go recharge your ego in the dark Maybe one day you’ll be the reason, not the warning mark