Too dumb

Testo

[Verse 1] SHe’s got two good eyes but he still can’t see, Common sense died somewhere around age three. Every lesson life taught went straight through his skull, Like pourin’ good whiskey in a bucket full of holes. Can’t work a phone, can’t follow a map, Clicks every goddamn link like a baited rat trap. Then when everything crashes and the whole thing’s gone, That dumb idiot swears everybody else was wrong. [Chorus] SHe’s too damn dumb to know she’s dumb, That’s the worst damn kind there is. Got an empty head and a mouth that runs, And confidence bigger than her wits. You can write it down, spell it out, Put the answer underneath her nose— But you can’t teach sense to a goddamn fool Who’s too damn dumb to know. [Verse 2] Every password forgotten, every account locked tight, Calls you at midnight ’cause she fucked it up twice. Says the phone is spying, says the Wi-Fi’s dead, Never crossed his mind it’s the shit that he did. He’ll bitch about the world like the world did him wrong, While everybody cleaning up his mess moves on. A hundred second chances, every bridge burned black, Then he stands in the ashes asking, “Who the hell did that?” [Chorus] He’s too damn dumb to know he’s dumb, Too stubborn to ever learn. Pours gasoline on everything Then wonders why it burns. You can drag his ass to water, Hell, you can shove his head below— But you can’t pour brains in an empty skull That’s too damn dumb to know. [Bridge] Maybe ignorance is peaceful, Maybe stupid sleeps just fine. While everybody else is suffering From cleaning up behind. And somewhere there’s a village Wondering where their idiot went— Well, he’s right fucking here, Still blaming everyone again. [Final Chorus] Yeah, he’s too damn dumb to know he’s dumb, And too damn proud to care. Every room gets ten points smarter The second he ain’t there. Life handed him a hundred clues, He missed every fucking one— If brains were bullets, he’d go to war With an empty fucking gun. So here’s to the fool who knows everything, Except the shit he doesn’t know— You can fix broke trucks and busted hearts, But you can’t fix fucking stupid When it’s too damn dumb to know.