Mischief Marks Everywhere

Lyrics

There’s a guy named Michael, he’s a quirky little man. He Likes to drop a deuce, wherever he can! Bathrooms, bushes, maybe your yard, He’s leaving his mark, so keep up your guard! And then there’s Marty, his best ol friend, With a habit that’s too tough, for us to comprehend! He likes to rub his balls, on anything he sees, Tables, chairs, even the trees! Together they roam, the oddest of pals, Leaving behind their questionable browns. So, if you see Michael, or Marty around, Just beware of what they leave on the ground! Michael and Marty, they're a mischievous pair, Spreading their antics everywhere! So take a step back, give ‘em some space, 'Cause they’re causing chaos all over the place! And Go and Get fucked, Matt Brown