Red Flag Ben

Lyrics

[Verse] Old Ben's got a problem, that's for sure, A habit ain't nobody can endure, He sneaks up on your pillow when it's night, That's when his troubles come to light. [Chorus] Ben is a red flag, can't you see, Farts on a pillow, just ain't right to me, A simple man with a wicked plan, Keep your bed safe from old Ben's hand. [Verse 2] Neighbors all know when Ben's around, That smell has a way of gettin' found, It lingers in the air and makes you gag, Poor old Ben's become a hometown rag. [Chorus] Ben is a red flag, can't you see, Farts on a pillow, just ain't right to me, A simple man with a wicked plan, Keep your bed safe from old Ben's hand. [Bridge] Late at night, when the breeze is low, We all know where we shouldn't go, Folks barricade their doors real tight, Stayin' clear of Ben's late-night fright. [Verse 3] They say he's harmless, just a clown, But those who've met him wear a frown, A man's reputation's all he's got, And Ben's is known around the lot.