Drunken Hound Chronicles

Lyrics

** Verse 1** A night in the Pig and Snout, downing pints of stout, Locals with their bottles, it’s the vibe we can’t live without. The table’s stacked with empties, the barmaid’s got that grin, “Another round?” she teases, “Or have you hit your limit, then?” **Pre-Chorus** Staggering home, under the moonlight glow, Stopped for a wee, then down he goes. In the bushes, what a sight to see, Stinging his sausage, oh, the comedy! **Chorus** Oh what night, down at the local 'til early hours, Drinking and laughing, lost in the powers. Talking nonsense, stumbling around, Oh what night, take me home you drunken hound. **Verse 2** Dad passed out on the sofa, covered in snacks, While I’m sneaking bites, no holding back. Suddenly a rush, hear a dreadful noise, Horrendous sound, no more joys. **Pre-Chorus** Running to the toilet, can’t hold it in, Chaos in the bathroom, where to begin? Splattering puke, what a scene, Late night adventures, fit for a meme! **Chorus** Oh what night, down at the local 'til early hours, Drinking and laughing, lost in the powers. Talking nonsense, stumbling around, Oh what night, take me home you drunken hound. **Outro** Time for breakfast in the hole and hair of the dog, Hoping for a miracle, but he’s still in a fog! Check out Dogbreath’s owner’s hangover cure. It’s the only way, that we can be sure.