My Wife the Time Traveler

Lyrics

[Verse] I woke up this morning My wife's in the past Jumped out of bed She's travelin' so fast. (oo-yeah!) Yesterday's dinner Tonight's breakfast toast She's back and forth like a ghost Let's go! (uh-huh!) [Verse 2] She said "Honey I just met your granddad He's swell " "I'm friends with Cleopatra and she says hi as well." (say what?!) Spontaneous vacations through the ages She's got the history books flippin' pages! (flip it now!) [Chorus] Time traveler She's a mystery Dancing through the ages Like a funky fantasy. (shake it!) Meeting Shakespeare Napoleon And Da Vinci My wife's got that groove Bringing back the century. (uh-huh!) [Verse 3] Vintage clothes from decades unknown 1950s poodle skirts and a future tech phone. (time clash!) She's got the moves from every year From disco boogie nights to robotic airs. (uh-huh!) [Bridge] Yo She was there when they built the pyramids And taught Mozart about the jazzy freestyles Kids! (true story!) She can moonwalk backwards to the Renaissance My wife's timeline groove is her finest response. (break it down!) [Chorus] Time traveler She's a mystery Dancing through the ages Like a funky fantasy. (uh-huh!) Meeting Einstein Socrates And Joan of Arc With her groove so bright It ignites the cosmic spark. (oo-yeah!)