Back breaker

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Bent over in the sunshine, brush in my hand, This fence is a monster, more than I can stand. Every board’s laughin’, hearin’ me groan, My back’s goin’ snap like an old trombone. [Chorus] This fence is breakin’ my back, One more stroke and I might just crack. I don’t need a gym, I don’t need no track, I’ve got a fence that’s breakin’ my back. [Verse 2] Paint in my lungs, sweat in my eyes, I curse at the wood and the endless size. Neighbors cheer, “Lookin’ good, my friend!” But this fence will kill me before I reach the end. [Chorus] This fence is breakin’ my back, I hear a crunch with every attack. Who needs a chiropractor when you’ve got this hack? A fence that’s breakin’ my back. [Bridge] Ohhh—call the doctor, call the priest, This DIY job’s a hungry beast. If I survive, I’ll make a vow: Next time—VINYL, I’m done somehow! [Final Chorus] This fence is breakin’ my back, Splinters cut deep, there’s no turnin’ back. Send me a beer, and maybe a snack— ‘Cause this fence is breakin’ my back! [Outro – raspy growl] Yeah… back’s gone… fence won.