Santa Daddy

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Santa Daddy
(A parody from Quinn’s perspective) Santa Daddy, just slip a collar under the tree,
For me,
I’m barking out a family plea,
Santa Daddy,
Hurry down the doggy door tonight. Santa Daddy,
Bruce got my heart with just one look,
I’m shook,
It’s clear my chastity got mistook,
Santa Daddy,
Hurry down the doggy door tonight. Think of all the love we’ll share,
Tiny golden paws running everywhere,
I caught his eye, I couldn’t resist,
Now Grandpa’s mad ‘cause we kissed. Santa Daddy, The diaper didn’t slow him at all,
The gall!
Grandpa’s lecture wasn’t too small,
Santa Daddy,
Hurry down the doggy door tonight. Santa Daddy,
Bruce is the father of my sweet pups,
It’s nuts,
Guess Grandpa’s plan was a little sus,
Santa Daddy,
Hurry down the doggy door tonight. Caught in the act—oh, what a sight,
Grandpa yelled, "Not on my watch tonight!"
But Bruce’s cleverness won the race,
Now we’re in this parental embrace. Santa Daddy,
Bruce is the one, I’m proud to say,
Hooray! We’ve made some magic that’s here to stay, Santa Daddy, Hurry down the doggy door tonight!