Brokeback 3

Lyrics

Get chopped up on that massage table like yesterday’s sushi. Somehow you rolled out of that dumpster fire like the Sasquatch you was. Standing up abruptly all Times New Roman and shit, scoundrels were peeking out of every nook and cranny, actually just your mom’s cranny. Who is a lesbian now bitch!? You have a killer smile but it’s mostly because of your bad breath. Now I wanna be demented and concussed. There is a reason a phone looks like a phone and a green onion will never be anything else. Lets trash talk our way through our amends. Although you’re the president of the Gagathon, restraint was practiced while chunks were being spewn left and right from people’s left and right hands even though it was barf. Why do you always rise up on relevé all hunched over like a brokeback bitch? I gargled at the crowd (even though no one was there) "None y'all know Jesus!"