BITCH MOVR

Lyrics

if I remember your eye colour
it’s cause you got small boobs
behind every fat chick’s a glamour
BITCH MOVE
Aint black but I love me some roots
im kunta kin-tay on the juice
reparations paid in
(“MEOW”) juice
i make thunder
they call zues
do sixtney nine
I pay my dues
sperm count so high
swallows after she chews
my (“ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh”)
like straight up food
covered in all of this fondu
got me really in the mood
so much movement like (“me too”)
this sex is just so taboo
straight up nasty like voodoo
Dispicable me,
bad ass like grew
minion bitches for my crew
lexy on me
doing ju jit zu
Tammys begging for
some clitty kung fu
she’s loves the way I parlay-voo
and Tori’s brought
the whole film crew
and turned the sex
into a porn shoot
these girls are acting rather lewd
this is band camp
and I’m the flute
she’s plays rusty trumbone rather good
im Pepe Le pew the looney toone
I love my pussy but I don’t spoon
im a playboy
so call me Hugh
posing for me in the nude
her centrefold is quite the view
front page spread of the news
these bitches are my only muse
this pussy pink my favourite hue

she’s at my door like door dash
less chitty chat
more kitty cat
im in and out that cat flap
im this pink panthers top hat
her snapback,
base-ball cap
on her Iike a mean rash
at my door like DoorDash
on her knees like a stock crash

my cocks so big it’s a fucking shame
girls make me lube up with Lidocaine
got potent juice like oxbane
pussy juice to refuel the plane
(“May Day May Day we’re making a crash landing ”)
her landing strip I land this plane
this sex gone started a hurricane
banged her like a front door
with steamed panes
full steam ahead
sex Choo Choo train
this church girl
using the lords name in vain
im Stallone
hit that ass up like rock-aay
im clint Eastwood
come make my day
heres woolfhouse mcbaine
to save the day
im John Mclaine
yippee k-eye aye
Arnold swart-zen-egger
aastar-La-vista bay-bey
im denzel but a whiter shade
im seg-al but actually get laid
im van damn but less gay
im vin diesel but less lame
wesley snipes with more game
im John ceena but less vain
im Clint Eastwood with better aim
im Dwayne the rock with bigger frame
mickey rourke but less Ugg-lay
Shaun Conner-ree in octopuss-ay
Mr. T but with more bling
Bruce Lee with a bigger ding Ding
im swayzee’s pelvic thrusting
im marky mark in max payne
im arlee but my bedroom the ring
im samual L without the rant-in
im Kurt cobaine with more Brains ‘ n
im Liam Neeson but don’t chase whim-in
and Charlie sheen im fucking winning

sex drive of a rabbit
what’s up doc
I’ll tell you what’s up
can you guess ?
it’s my
cock
why did my sperm cross the road ?
because I wore the wrong socks
dated twins once
(“how did u tell them apart”)
Lexi had blonde hair
and Steve had a
cock

lay down and pretend your legs hate each other
like this leg is your estranged mother