Two Straight Men

Lyrics

Two straight men walk into a Denny's one sunny morning. Stomachs rumbling and eyes looking the menu over. Two straight men decide on a burger, the breakfast of good men. And two straight men get a sampler platter to satiate themselves until the main course. One in short denim shorts, the other rocking a pony tail. The platter arrives and with glee they cheer. Two straight men at a Denny's eating salty cheese sticks. Two straight men chomping the boneless wings. Two straight men sucking straws to quench their thirst. Two straight men living their lives, to thrive not just survive. And so two straight men get back to the apartment. They sit on the couch and load up the TV to play exciting games. Two straight men side by side, gaming to their hearts content. And its two straight men that conquer the challenges of the virtual world they are in. These two straight men are in for a surprise. When a powerful boss appears and roars ready to kill them both. The two look eachother in the eyes, slowly and steadily. They lean in close mewing and mogging and both of them say. Two straight men in a street fight with the Devil. Two straight men kicking ass and dominating too. Two straight men rule this world, their power is too strong. Its two straight men in this curvy world and theyre the last of their kind! And so the day comes to a close, two straight men tired now. They strip down into speedos and sink into a hot tub. Six feet apart and their eyes probably wont linger. Its two straight men in a hot tub relaxing for the day's end. As the sun sets their spirits settle and they finally settle down. Two straight men staying the night together in a one bedroom apartment...